Dear Seniors,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to this installment of App Relief. We are very impressed by your outstanding GPA and test scores, and are willing to offer you no money to read this issue.

We are going to keep it short and sweet this week, to offer minimal distraction as you should be taking advantage of the long weekend.

First a hilarious tumblr link.

wheninpaloalto.tumblr.com

And to top it off, a riveting rapping video.

Now get back to work! The long weekend’s almost over.